Aside from being offered cheese in place of dessert, there
are a few other things that are rather different over here in Italia. I have
been making special mental notes about them in the hopes of collecting enough
to make an entry out of them… It’s a work in progress.
1.
Cheese: no matter how many times it’s offered to
me, and clearly no matter how many times I mention it here, I still won’t get
used to it. Coming from a country that specializes in junk food, it’s quite
strange to be offered a hunk of bleu cheese instead of an Oreo and a glass of
milk. I absolutely love it, but it’s still a strange concept.
2.
Clothes: this one requires a bit more
explanation… In Cortina, the traditional clothing is similar to that of Germany
(lederhosen and whatnot). However, I was unaware that it is still considered
acceptable to dress children in such clothing on days other than October 31…
What I thought was an attempt at irony, turned out to be a widely occurring
thing. I will post a picture of one such child as soon as I can get one.
3.
Those 6 Glorious Inches: you know the ones I’m
talking about. That small swatch of cloth that covers that critical area of
man-thigh just above the knee. That tiny region which American males so
desperately cover with long, baggy shorts, are paraded about by Europeans without
any regard for common decency. It has been quite a culture shock.
4.
Food: it’s amazing. My afternoon snack looked
like something I would serve as an appetizer for an esteemed guest. I think
I’ll be okay here.
5.
Snacks: there are none. I have taken to hoarding
a personal stash of nectarines in my room, which I find I have to replenish
every couple of days. It’s like these Italians have never heard of secondbreakfast, elevensies, or even afternoon tea.
6.
Humor: I hang out with a 13 year old whose
second language is English. Don’t get me wrong: she’s amazing. Very mature for
her age, and hysterical, but through an unfortunate combination of the language
barrier and our age difference, I find my jokes are often lost on her. This pains
me. Without constant access to twitter to vent my constant random musings, or
texting to share my latest mishap, I find myself unable to share my more
amusing thoughts, my most recent one being this morning’s realization: The
house/ski cabin I currently reside in is constructed out of wood (duh), but the
floors aren’t the finished wooden floors I’m used to from my own home, they
have a more natural feel to them. This is great. It lends the house a very
authentic atmosphere, which makes me feel like I should be yodeling with my pet
goats. However, because the wood is unfinished, it leaves feet vulnerable to
splinters. Unaware of this hidden danger, on the first night I was running
around barefoot like some savage. Giovanna nearly had a heart attack, found a
pair of slippers for me, and insisted that I always wear them when in the
house. It wasn’t until I put them on this morning that I realized how
ridiculous I looked: while Guido and Anna donned their adorable blue and red
slippers lined with wool and embroidered with snowflakes, I was schlepping
around in old, albeit comfortable red grandpa slippers. Without even realizing
it, I would put on a skirt or a dress for the day, and then complement my
outfits with my slippers, sometimes going so far as to rock my always-patterned socks with them... I cringe even now as I type. Though my father
would commend me for my choice of comfort over fashion, my mother would be torn
between fits of hysterical laughter, and outright shame. Thank goodness my only
witnesses are people who already love me for my wit and sparkling personality.
i LOVE cheese for dessert! italy (and croatia) sound incredible. Love reading your blog so glad you're having such a great time :) :) :)
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